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At 24, I had a mid-life crisis 
At 34, I’m passing my life in review
At 44, perhaps the afterlife or catharsis
(Do i look like i still have no clue?)

You took away
The mother of all diversions
Give me my right of way
Please, no more conversions!

I was always good for opening lines
But never been able to close a single one
My words are dressed to the nines
(Does it look like nothing has been done?)

Men need to explain fear
I know, I used to volunteer
Danger was part of my trade
Now I’m cold as a blade

It’s funny how we’re turning
Into caricatures of a past that never was
Passwords are now useless
‘Cos there’s no more secrets
No more secrets, no more secrets
No more, no more, no more no more

I was always good at opening lines
I was always good at opening lines


from Of Narcissism​.​.​. and Minor Differences, released November 25, 2012
Maya Aghniadis: Drum loop
Paed Conca: Bass loop
Fadi Tabbal: Acoustic guitar, electric guitar & bass
Serge Yared: Acoustic guitar & vocals



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